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[Nov. 13th, 2005|10:47 pm]
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I'm the bewologist here, so time to lay down the dogma, old-school style.

World Civilizations is the most evil book ever published. All copies must be immediately burned. Every copy burned nets you 12 SALVATION POINTS redeemable only immediately after the apocalypse but before the rapture.

DOGMA'D
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From: wellitywellity
2005-11-14 06:59 am (UTC)
As I roll round with my foot on fire, I shall roll into the World Civilizations library (which is full of only that book) and set them all on fire. Then I shall earn one million billion salvation points and become Jesus.
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[User Picture]From: tompy
2005-11-14 07:07 am (UTC)
Jesusette, you mean. But brilliant idea!
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From: wellitywellity
2005-11-14 07:11 am (UTC)
No, I shall be Jesus and Jesus alone.

Fido Dido knows no race. Fido Dido knows no gender. Fido Dido knows no capitalist greed.
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