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Salvation Points [Nov. 19th, 2005|05:17 pm]
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3 salvation points earns you a ribbon. These come in red, blue, white and Jesus flavour.

20 salvation points earns you a ride on the purple pony of happiness. So some vodka and cocaine.

65 salvation points earns you a stuffed toy Jesus.

146 salvation points earns you a Ticdilb bible!

586 salvation points earns you your very own platypus. They're fun to play with and only slightly venomous!

853 salvation points earns you one oral sex token for either wellitywellity  or tompy . Pick wisely, one's better than the other.

1,366 salvation points earns you a cookie. Dude, that is sweet.

1,503 salvation points earns you a Ticdilb Badge. It gives you no actual authority, but there's some fancy writing on it!

1,000,088 salvation points earns you a toffee apple. THIS IS YOUR AIM.

1,000,000,000 salvation points earns you eternal salvation in the kingdom of heaven. But really, who wants that when you can have toffee apples, oral sex, and platypi? (Not necessarily in that order, either.)

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[User Picture]From: tompy
2005-11-19 04:32 am (UTC)
65 salvation points earns you a stuffed toy Jesus.

146 salvation points earns you a Ticdilb bible!

586 salvation points earns you your very own platypus. They're fun to play with and only slightly venomous!

1,503 salvation points earns you a Ticdilb Badge. It gives you no actual authority, but there's some fancy writing on it!

1,000,000,000 salvation points earns you eternal salvation in the kingdom of heaven. But really, who wants that when you can have toffee apples, oral sex, and platypi? (Not necessarily in that order, either.)
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[User Picture]From: lady_gray
2005-11-19 11:11 am (UTC)
Where can I get my stuffed Jesus?
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[User Picture]From: tompy
2005-11-19 07:48 pm (UTC)
Salvation points are redeemable at any of your local participating Jesus 'R' Savior toy stores, among many other places. This is your best bet for finding what you're looking for, though.
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From: wellitywellity
2005-11-20 05:21 am (UTC)
*updates*
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[User Picture]From: lady_gray
2005-11-19 11:10 am (UTC)
I'll take two 853's and a 3, Jesus flavor.

Also, I tried to get SmarterChild to call me Super Jesus Christ, but instead he called me Tony Danza.
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[User Picture]From: tompy
2005-11-19 07:44 pm (UTC)
SmarterChild is a stupid ninny.

Here are your tokens and ribbon. Use the ribbon with utmost caution, as it is very powerful, or something. Use the tokens as soon as possible.
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