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O RLY? [Jan. 23rd, 2006|02:02 am]
Ticdilb
wellitywellity
[mood |curiouscurious]
[music |Hoist the Rag - KMS]

I'M STONG! says:
you know
I'M STONG! says:
i really dont think that it is platypi...
I'M STONG! says:
i think it is platypuses.
"Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets - and they'll all get jobs before Kevin Federline." *鎦鰃* says:
NO
"Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets - and they'll all get jobs before Kevin Federline." *鎦鰃* says:
PLATYPI
"Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets - and they'll all get jobs before Kevin Federline." *鎦鰃* says:
SHUT UP
"Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets - and they'll all get jobs before Kevin Federline." *鎦鰃* says:
PLATYPI
"Britney Spears will give birth to octuplets - and they'll all get jobs before Kevin Federline." *鎦鰃* says:
DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS
I'M STONG! says:
well
I'M STONG! says:
to give a new light to your dreams
I'M STONG! says:
it used to be platypi
I'M STONG! says:
but they changed it
I'M STONG! says:
but still...
I'M STONG! says:
it USED to be it

Is this true? I dunno, she's Australian. Is she really that ignorant of the platypi?

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Crimes Against Tickdilb -- Planned Retribution [Dec. 23rd, 2005|11:43 pm]
Ticdilb

tompy
This page is officially the greatest heresy ever. All people posting on it will be tortured during the new Platypus Inquisition™. No one ever expects it!

DOGMA'D.
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2005|06:26 pm]
Ticdilb
wellitywellity
HAHAHAHAHA, I KILLED THE LAYOUT.

:D
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Salvation Points [Nov. 19th, 2005|05:17 pm]
Ticdilb
wellitywellity
[mood |contentcontent]
[music |Chemtrails - Keram Malicki-Sanchez]

3 salvation points earns you a ribbon. These come in red, blue, white and Jesus flavour.

20 salvation points earns you a ride on the purple pony of happiness. So some vodka and cocaine.

65 salvation points earns you a stuffed toy Jesus.

146 salvation points earns you a Ticdilb bible!

586 salvation points earns you your very own platypus. They're fun to play with and only slightly venomous!

853 salvation points earns you one oral sex token for either wellitywellity  or tompy . Pick wisely, one's better than the other.

1,366 salvation points earns you a cookie. Dude, that is sweet.

1,503 salvation points earns you a Ticdilb Badge. It gives you no actual authority, but there's some fancy writing on it!

1,000,088 salvation points earns you a toffee apple. THIS IS YOUR AIM.

1,000,000,000 salvation points earns you eternal salvation in the kingdom of heaven. But really, who wants that when you can have toffee apples, oral sex, and platypi? (Not necessarily in that order, either.)

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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2005|10:47 pm]
Ticdilb

tompy
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Somedays -Regina Spektor]

I'm the bewologist here, so time to lay down the dogma, old-school style.

World Civilizations is the most evil book ever published. All copies must be immediately burned. Every copy burned nets you 12 SALVATION POINTS redeemable only immediately after the apocalypse but before the rapture.

DOGMA'D
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Something Exciting [Nov. 14th, 2005|07:12 pm]
Ticdilb
wellitywellity
[mood |creativecreative]
[music |We Will Become Silhouettes - The Postal Service]

I had the urge to start this community. And I don't fucking care if I spelt it with a k - go die.

I like to think I'm a positive person.
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